“Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.”

"The Negotiable Cow".
Uncommon Law (1935)

The Wit and Wisdom of Alfredo Di Stéfano Kindle Location 71.

version in original Dutch / origineel citaat van Willem Maris: De koe is er om het licht, dat langs en over het dier komt glijden - het licht niet om de koe.

Song lyrics, The Firstborn Is Dead (1985), Blind Lemon Jefferson

while addressing Indian and Pakistani pilgrims in Jeddah on 3 April 1986. Maulana Abul Hasan All Nadwi, Zimmedarian aur Ahl-e-watan ke Haquq, Majlis Tehqiqaat o’ Nashrat Islam, Lucknow, 1986. quoted in Arun Shourie - The World of Fatwas Or The Sharia in Action (2012, Harper Collins)

Interview with mobuta.com (2004)

On missing his Australian ranch, US Weekly, (Issue 304)

I am the man from Oregon, with dispatches to the President of these United States, that you all read about in this morning's paper. Come on board, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to hear the news from Oregon. I've just come across the plains, two months from the Columbia River, where the Injuns are killing your missionaries. Those passengers who come aboard the Declaration shall hear all about it before they get to Pittsburg. Don't stop thar, looking at my old wolf-skin cap, but just come aboard, and hear what I've got to tell!
as quoted in Frances Fuller Victor's Eleven years in the Rocky Mountains and a life on the frontier