“You know, you're kind of squeamish for such a lethal person”

“You're supposed to be kind to everyone, because you never know when you're meeting an angel.”

“Culture and education are the lethal weapons against all kinds of fundamentalism.”

“You're the kind of person that looks like a quarter but acts like a penny…”

“When you're soulmates, it hits you like lightning, and you know that's the one person in the world you were meant to be with. You don't think you're soulmates; you just know it's your destiny whether you like it or not.”

“You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind of girl I am. If I like a person, I'll tell them anything they want to know. Just ask me. Go ahead, ask me.”

“If you are friends with someone, and you're like 'Hey, what ethnicity are you,' that's cool. But you wouldn't walk up to a white person and say, 'What kind of white are you?'”

“You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.”

“If you're treated a certain way you become a certain kind of person. If certain things are described to you as being real they're real for you whether they're real or not.”

“I know you're not a stupid person, so why would you ask such a stunningly stupid question?”