“Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.”

“It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.”

“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”

“Silence is the only answer you should give to the fools. Where ignorance speaks, intelligence should not give advices.”

“I always advise people never to give advice.”

“To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.”

“I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”

“Val: Why do you go out there?
Sandra: Because dead people give such good advice.
Val: What advice do they give?
Sandra: Just one word- live!”

“People ask what gives me the authority to give advice? I say, First of all, I don't give advice. Dr Phil gives advice. Mr T helps people. I motivate them, I inspire them, I give them hope, and I plant the seed so they can feel good about themselves.”

“The smell of good advice always makes Rabbit want to run the other way.”