“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
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At an Unleash the Power Within seminar, on video at The Next Level Newsletter (September 2005) http://www2.anthonyrobbins.com/nextlevel/SEP05/Success/index.html

“You blessed my life!
Never on me had rested woman's love.”
Cyrano, Act 5, Sc. 6
Cyrano de Bergerac (1897)
Context: You blessed my life!
Never on me had rested woman's love.
My mother even could not find me fair:
I had no sister; and, when grown a man,
I feared the mistress who would mock at me.
But I have had your friendship — grace to you
A woman's charm has passed across my path.

Cited in: " Andy Grove Tells The Truth About What Great Leaders Do http://bobsutton.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/03/andy_grove_tell.html." bobsutton.typepad.com/my weblog. by Bob Sutton, March 11, 2007.
New millennium, Harvard Business School Press conference, 2002
On being a teenager in “Maurene Goo Dishes on Food Trucks, Frenemies, and The Way You Make Me Feel” https://www.bookish.com/articles/maurene-goo-the-way-you-make-me-feel-interview/ in Bookish (2018 May 23)

“You try to keep life simple but it never works, and in the end all you have left is yourself.”
Source: A is for Alibi

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines

Quoted in: Joseph Fried (2008). Democrats and Republicans--rhetoric and Reality. p. 247