“Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”

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American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist 1893–1967

Rob Thurman (1950) American writer

Source: Nightlife

“Well, this is a surprise. If you aren't here to give me trouble, then why are you here?”

Kazuo Ishiguro book Never Let Me Go

Source: Never Let Me Go (2005), Chapter 21, p. 248

“Can you smell his sweat? That peculiar goatish odor is trans-3-methyl-2 hexenoic acid. Remember it, it's the smell of schizophrenia.”

Thomas Harris The Silence of the Lambs

Source: The Silence of the Lambs

“Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?”

Alyson Nöel (1965) writer

Source: Blue moon

“So you're tired of living
Feel like you might give in
Well don't.
It's not your time”

Tomas Kalnoky (1980) American musician

"A Better Place, A Better Time," from Everything Goes Numb (2003) http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/streetlight_manifesto/a_better_place_a_better_time.html

“You might as well live”

Elizabeth Taylor (1932–2011) British-American actress

“You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.”

Paris Hilton book Confessions of an Heiress

Source: Confessions of an Heiress (2004), p. 53

“For the cold water to become hot, you have to heat it up. Obviously, for that we need gas. We are waiting for the gas supplies to begin but there aren't any.”

Vitali Klitschko (1971) Ukrainian boxer and politician

2014
Source: [Кличко: Чтобы холодная вода превратилась в горячую, ее нужно подогреть, https://zn.ua/UKRAINE/klichko-chtoby-holodnaya-voda-prevratilas-v-goryachuyu-ee-nuzhno-podogret-153533_.html, 2022-06-13, Зеркало недели]