“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”
W.C. Fields (1880–1946) actor
My Little Chickadee (1940)
Source: Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything
“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”
W.C. Fields (1880–1946) actor
My Little Chickadee (1940)
“If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.”
G. K. Chesterton (1874–1936) English mystery novelist and Christian apologist
Folly and Female Education
What's Wrong With The World (1910)
“If a thing's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. (Lazarus Long)”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Variant: Take big bites. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
Source: Time Enough for Love
“sometimes it's the fight that makes a thing worth having”
Richard Paul Evans (1962) American writer
Source: Finding Noel
Isla Dewar (1946–2021) Scottish novelist who died in 2021
Women Talking Dirty
“If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly … very slowly.”
Gypsy Rose Lee (1911–1970) American burlesque performer, actress, author
As quoted in Great Hollywood Wit: A Glorious Cavalcade of Hollywood Wisecracks, Zingers, Japes, Quips, Slings, Jests, Snappers, & Sass from the Stars (2003) by Gene Shalit, p. 46
“Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.”
W.C. Fields (1880–1946) actor
This was an epitaph Fields proposed for himself in a 1925 article in Vanity Fair. It refers to his long standing jokes about Philadelphia (his actual birthplace), and the grave being one place he might actually not prefer to be. This is often repeated as "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.", or "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia." which he might have stated at other times. It has also sometimes been distorted into a final dig at Philadelphia: "Better here than in Philadelphia." Fields' actual tomb at Forest Lawn in Glendale, California simply reads "W. C. Fields 1880–1946".