“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

“We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time.”

“We should also do away with the idea that a marriage is a sacrament, and that there is any God who is rendered happy by seeing a husband and wife live together, although the husband gets most of his earthly enjoyment from whipping his wife.”

“I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.”

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”

“Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too.”

“…there is the fact that having a child transforms the basic marriage relationship. No longer are you simply husband and wife, you are mother and father as well, and all spontaneity vanishes immediately.”

“We will wait for him like a good wife waiting for her husband who is in jail.”

“[of his wife Frankie] "In fact, if only I had been the perfect husband, she would have been the perfect wife."”

“Generally, separation between husband and wife is due to womanly behavior; divorce takes place due to womanly weakness. The best course for a woman is to abide by the orders of her husband.”