“Thank you for nothing, you stupid reptile.”

“There’s nothing like a stupid, accidental death to remind you of the supreme futility of everything.”

“I've just vowed my love for you. Have you nothing to say in return?" Duncan asked.

"Thank you, husband.”

“The kind of person that thanks another person never survives. Have you learned nothing?”

““Thank you very much, sir,” said Beth with nothing resembling actual gratitude.”

“Thank you, Shay. (Syn)
For what? (Shahara)
For looking into the eyes of nothing and seeing a man you could love. (Syn)”

“His explanation for the "signs"
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.”

“To face death, that's nothing much. But to feel really stupid when you die, well, that would be insufferable.”

“Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.”

“So between you and me," I tell Justine on the phone that night, "we're either bitchy or stupid."
"Oh God," she moans. "Everyone thinks I'm an idiot."
"Thanks!”