“You're an Apprentice! You're not ready to think!"
Gilan and Halt.
The Ruins of Gorlan.”

“Would you trust him with your life, Halt?" Gilan interrupted, and Halt looked up at him.
"Yes," he said quietly. Gilan patted his shoulder once more.
"Then trust him with his own," he said simply.”

“You're a very amusing fellow," he told Halt. "I'd like to brain you with my ax one of these days."
Erak to Halt.”

“if you think they didn't go crazy
in tiny rooms just like you're doing now without women without food without hope then you're not ready.”

“Always expect something to go wrong," he told him. "Believe me, if you're wrong, you're not dissapointed. If you're right, you're ready for it.”

“Start before you're ready.”

“Are you ready for the jumpscare? …No, you're not.”

“Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready.”

“Roses are red
And ready for plucking
You're sixteen
And ready for high school.”

“You're unsure and you're not ready so that must mean I want you
You're unavailable and disinterested and to you I look for comfort”