“Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.”

“Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.”

“Doing the right thing because you love someone sucks sometimes.”

“The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers…”

“Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.”

“Wrong turns are as important as right turns. More important, sometimes.”

“There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.”

“Better stupid and safe that smart and dead.”

“Sometimes tradition and habit are just that, comfortable excuses to leave things be, even when they are unjust and unworthy. Sometimes--not often, but sometimes--the cranks and radicals turn out to be right. Sometimes Everyone is wrong.”

“There’s no drug that’ll make a stupid man smart.”