“You were my wonderfully bespoke original guide to happiness.”

“Originality is going back to the place where you were what you were—and finding an empty chair. Would you gladly sit on it? No, thank you. It is empty for a reason. That’s where my ass was. Not where my head is now.”

“You are my need, my priority, you are the guiding light that illuminates the road of my life.”

“In the happy night, In secret, when none saw me,
Nor I beheld aught, Without light or guide, save that which burned in my heart.”

“You were born original don't die a copy”

“Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.”

“From Thee, great God: we spring, to Thee we tend,
Path, motive, guide, original, and end.”

“You all looked so happy together in the photograph. You looked like the
perfect family. Is there such a thing anymore because if there is, my happy
little unit was definitely not in the queue when they were handing out the
titles.”

“My light shall be the moon
And my path, the ocean.
My guide, the morning star
As I sail home to you.”

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”