“Friends are the support bras of life.”

“I myself am not a Trump supporter, nor was I supporter of Obama or Clinton. But I had and have friends who supported all of them and who deeply disagree with me on profound moral questions. It wouldn't occur to me to banish them from my life. Argue? Yes. Banish? No.”

“What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?”

“Her bra was cotton and white and, bless its little frickin´ heart, had a front clasp.”

“If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.”

“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.”

“Those nuts that burn their bras and walk around all disheveled and hate men? They’re crazy. Crazy.”

“Regardless of the response from the Jewish person, we remain friends in support of the State of Israel as required by scripture.”

“Life without friends is like a mirrorless life, friends are like a mirror that connects you to yourself. Life without friends seems like an incomplete picture in which there is no color, friends make our colorless world colorful and life beautiful.”

“Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting.”