“If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?”

“Let every foot have its own shoe.”

Michel De Montaigne (1533–1592) (1533-1592) French-Occitan author, humanistic philosopher, statesman

“Religion is like a pair of shoes….. Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”

George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian

“In the valley a bicycle is just as necessary as a pair of shoes, in fact more so. Because even if a man hasn’ t any shoes he can still ride a bicycle, whereas if he hasn’ t a bicycle he must surely travel on foot.”

Giovannino Guareschi (1908–1968) Italian journalist, cartoonist and humorist

“I certainly haven't been shopping for any new shoes,
And
I certainly haven't been spreading myself around.
I still only travel by foot, and by foot it's a slow climb.
But I'm good at being uncomfortable, so
I can't stop changing all the time.”

Fiona Apple (1977) singer-songwriter, musician

“My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.”

Dr. Seuss book One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

“The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.”

C.G. Jung (1875–1961) Swiss psychiatrist and psychotherapist who founded analytical psychology

“If something doesn't fit — MAKE IT!”

Шол МакЛохлин (JackSepticEye) (1990)

“Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist

“Shucks, for me there is no other
You're the only shoe that fits
I can't imagine I'll grow out of it.”

Sophie B. Hawkins (1967) American musician