“Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?”

“His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.”

“I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.”

“I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-"
"It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.”

“I wish I had an origin story for you. When I was four, I was bitten by a radioactive myth.”

“I have often thought I would have been quite happy as a spider.
Even a spider has the right to a mate.”

“You drink wine, you have foreskins. These things have been observed.”

“I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.”

“Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay."
"I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider," said Simon.”

“Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been at sea.”