“I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.”
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British novelist, short story writer, poet, fighter pilot a… 1916–1990Related quotes

Dedication to Emma Goldman
Context: Now my education, life and consciousness are talked about by those who cannot understand what I wrote, what I think, what is my life. They make me up from their subjective imagination and attack me publicly as well as secretly. Because my novels completely obscure my behaviour and ideas, and result in a lot of misunderstandings, my name is related to nihilism or humanism, although I have written a book of over three hundred pages to explain my ideas (this book is very easy to understand and without a metaphysical term). Those who talk about me never read it. They judged my ideas according to one of my short stories, then deduced a variety of strange conclusions and decided which doctrine I belong to. I have been caught in this predicament all these years and cannot get rid of it...

Describing Hillary Clinton's influence on Gillibrand's entering politics
[The Reintroduction of Kirsten Gillibrand, Rodrick, Stephen, New York Magazine, New York Media Holdings, 2009-06-07, 2011-02-04, http://nymag.com/news/politics/57197/]

Vogue: "Quiet By Design: Naomi Campbell Interviews Jony Ive" (2 April 2018)

“The reasons why I do things are difficult for me to understand and difficult for me to explain.”
Another Man Essay
Catching Up with DS9’s Rene Auberjonois http://www.startrek.com/article/catching-up-with-ds9undefineds-rene-auberjonois-part-1 (June 7, 2011)

“Everything I do and say and the way I do and say it annoys me.”
As quoted in "William F. Buckley Jr., Rapier Wit Of the Right" in The Washington Post (28 February 2008) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/27/AR2008022703901.html.

Speech at a meeting in the independent Christian organisation Levende Ord in 2004, published in NRK (13 July 2004) http://www.nrk.no/nyheter/innenriks/3931619.html

The Path of Thorns
Song lyrics, Solace (1992)