“Life is a trick, and you get one chance to learn it.”

“Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?"
"Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!”

“Sleep every chance you get. Eat every chance you get. Those were two of the many lessons that Kat learned at her father’s knee and her uncle’s table.”

“One of the things I've learned in my life is that sometimes you've got to take a chance.”

“The real trick in life is to want nothing, and to succeed in getting it.

- Karla”

“Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.”

“The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real.”

“Horses can manufacture more horses and that is one trick that tractors have never learned.”

“Life is not fair. Get used to it… Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.”

“Anyway, that's what life is, just one learning experience after another, and when you're through with all the learning experiences you graduate and what you get for a diploma is, you die.”