
“Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in.”
on the topic of public art, quoted at franceinlondon.com (September 2004).
Source: The Final Warning
“Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in.”
on the topic of public art, quoted at franceinlondon.com (September 2004).
“You have made
The cement of your churches out of tears
And ashes, and the fabric will not stand.”
Captain Craig (1902)
“Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”
“Did I fart in your face? I like to do that!”
“Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
Though Keillor has been quoted on the internet and in print as having made this or a similar remark, such expressions have been made by others, and may have originated with Billy Sunday, who is quoted as having said "Going to church on Sunday does not make you a Christian any more than going into a garage makes you an automobile!" in Press, Radio, Television, Periodicals, Public Relations, and Advertising, As Seen through Institutes and Special Occasions of the Henry W. Grady School of Journalism (1967) edited by John Eldridge Drewry.
Disputed
Wenn man durch München ohne Ziel streift, kann man es erleben, daß man plötzlich vor einem alten Haus, einer heimlich-verträumten Kirche steht, die wie ein freundlicher Anachronismus in unsere moderne Zeit hineinlächelt.
Michael: a German fate in diary notes (1926)
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