“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
“I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places.”
Source: Tribute
“Whoever said money can't buy happiness wasn't spending it helping people who needed it.”
Official Website (2009)
“You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.”
Misc.
“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”
“If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.”
"This Is the Life", Dare to Be Stupid (1984).
Song lyrics
“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
Variant: Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
“"You can't buy love with money." Only a poor person says that.”
What I've Learned (July 2002)
