“Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.”

“Maybe that's what real friendship is -- getting so used to people that you need to be annoyed by them.”

“There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: Smile, it can't be that bad! Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad.”

“I swear, Oliver, when did you become such a stick-in-the-mud?”
“I’ve always been a stick-in-the-mud.” Her brother cast her a thin smile. “I just hid it beneath all the debauchery.”
She sniffed. “I wish you’d hide it again. It’s quite annoying.”

“I think they have this impression that I'm this miserable cow who doesn't smile. But I'm actually quite the opposite … I'm going to try and smile more for America”

“I looked at myself in that window, oblivious to all the people around me and I stared and smiled that particular smile. You know that smile that seems to knock you and tell you how pathetic you are? That's the smile I was smiling.”

“People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.”

“The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.”

“It was an annoying name to have. People tended to spell in Mangus, rhymes with Angus. I always corrected them:At which point they would stare at me blankly.”

“I don't take criticisms personally, which must be very annoying for people who mean them personally.”