“Almost four hundred years is quite a lot to take even if you moisture regulary”

“A person walks into a room and says hello, and your life takes a course for which you are not prepared. It's a tiny moment (almost-but not quite-unremarkable), the beginning of a hundred thousand tiny moments and some larger ones.”

“I have wanted to give Iraq a lesson in democracy — because we’re experienced with it, you know. And, in democracy, after a hundred years, you have to let your slaves go. And, after a hundred and fifty years, you have to let your women vote. And, at the beginning of democracy, is that quite a bit of genocide and ethnic cleansing is quite okay. And that’s what’s going on now.”

“Four hundred years of losing out on the girl of my dreams isn't sitting very well with me these days.”

“I’m just as human as you. But it’s no use asking me for a final statement.
As I say, I deal in tactics.
Also statistics:
for every year of peace there have been four hundred
years of war.”

“Why should I take your treatment? Do you treat the four hundred million of my countrymen free, as you have come to give me free treatment.”

“Adam and Eve probably had hundreds of children. They lived 800 years, and one could have a lot of children in 800 years.”

“Even if you lose yourself in wrath
for a hundred thousand years,
at the end you will discover,
it is me, who is the culmination of your dreams.”

“I've learned quite a lot, over the years, by avoiding what I was supposed to be learning.”

“Rejecting Chomsky is almost a full time job. He keeps changing his mind, so you have to study quite a lot of Chomsky before you know all the stuff you can reject.”