“Of course, the downside of attending a fictional school is that our lacrosse team sucks.”

“All fiction may be autobiography, but all autobiography is of course fiction.”

“Welcome to adulthood," she said. "It sucks as much as high school.”

“Ultimately, these 4 years of experience in school, at least in my opinion, fucking sucked.”

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”

“It's hard to win in the league, because every team is good, they got players on their team. A lot harder than high school. It's competitive, and that's what I most love about it.”

“Happily ever after?"
"If justice doesn't triumph and love doesn't make the circle in entertainment fiction, what's the point? Real life sucks too often.”

“As far as I’m concerned, high school sucked when I went, and probably sucks now. I tend to regard people who remember it as the best four years of their lives with caution and a degree of pity.”

“It's easy, of course, for two teams to collude, but somewhat more difficult for twenty-eight”

“Of course! We have a great team, great players, and in football, it's everything possible.”