“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.”

“She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.”

“You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.”

“I've been away from Hollywood so long, I feel like a spider on a wedding cake.”

“The Romans are very equivocal about this building. They call it the typewriter or the wedding cake… But whatever you think of it -- it gives you the most amazing views of Rome. It's like a box at the theatre at which Rome is the play.”

“He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food cake.”

“Doubt not a woman's hardihood; no danger is too great for wedded love to face.”
Crede vigori femineo. Castum haud superat labor ullus amorem.

“He who has two cakes of bread, let him dispose of one of them for some flowers of the narcissus; for bread is the food of the body, and the narcissus is the food of the soul.”

“America's most dangerous export was never nuclear weapons or Jerry Lewis—or even Baywatch reruns. It was, is, and probably always will be our fast-food outlets.”

“[A] great Empire, like a great Cake, is most easily diminished at the Edges.”