“It's funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn't really know them at all.”

“It was funny that you know someone for years but still discover something you never noticed before.”

“It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”

“It's funny how someone's perception of you can be formed without you even knowing it.”

“If you can say something that's funny or do something that's ridiculous, it'll make people laugh. So many people struggle with dark thoughts, depression, and internal pain. I'm not an expert on it, but I know that if I'm ever feeling down, if someone can make me laugh, it really is a cure to those thoughts.”

“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”

“As I sometimes said to the important Jews, when I had them, something like: 'Well then, do you know where you are? You're with the Czar of the Jews. Don't you know that, didn't you see the Pariser Tageblatt?!”

“You think you want to know something, and then once you do, all you can think about is erasing it from your mind.”

“If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?”

“Sometimes you can justify doing something that hurts other people by saying otherwise something worse is going to happen to me. You know, if you were *really* going to starve, you'd be justified in writing proprietary software.”