“The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.”

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”

“The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.”

“The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.”

“Sorry, girl. But, you missed out. Well tough luck; that boy's mine now. We are more than just good friends; this is how the story ends. Too bad that you couldn't see; see the man that boy could be. There is more than meets the eye; I see the soul that is inside. He was a boy, she was girl. Can I make it any more obvious? We are in love, haven't you heard? How, we rock each other's world!”

“The more i get to know people, the more i like dogs.”

“I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.”

“I opened my eyes
While you were kissing me once more than once,
And you looked as sincere as a dog.
Just as sincere as a dog does,
When it's the food on your lips with which it's in love.”

“On the day of his mother’s funeral, to the boy I loved more than I had ever loved
anything or anyone, I said, “Go to hell.”

“It is a much more straightforward thing to be a dog, and a dog's love, once given, is not reconsidered.”