“Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!”
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest
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Irish writer and poet 1854–1900Related quotes

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines

“Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.”
Source: The Red Pyramid

“In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.”
Source: The Second Sin (1973), p. 20.

Source: Beatrice & Virgil (2010), p. 50
The Expanding Universe (1963)
Context: Because of the very nature of the world as it is today our children receive in school a heavy load of scientific and analytic subjects, so it is in their reading for fun, for pleasure, that they must be guided into creativity. There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what I like to call making muffins of us, muffins all like every other muffin in the muffin tin. This is the limited universe, the drying, dissipating universe, that we can help our children avoid by providing them with “explosive material capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly.”
So how do we do it? We can’t just sit down at our typewriters an turn out explosive material. I took a course in college on Chaucer, one of the most explosive, imaginative, and far-reaching in influence of all writers. And I’ll never forget going to the final exam and being asked why Chaucer used certain verbal devices, certain adjectives, why he had certain characters behave in certain ways. And I wrote in a white heat of fury, “I don’t think Chaucer had any idea why he did any of these thing. That isn’t the way people write.”
I believe this as strongly now as I did then. Most of what is best in writing isn’t done deliberately.