“When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?”

—  Quentin Crisp

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Source: Quoted in The Wit and Wisdom of Quentin Crisp

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