“The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.”

“Living with uncertainty is hard for many people, and is one of the reasons why people prefer religious truths that are presented as absolute.”

“Stars should not be seen alone. That's why there are so many. Two people should stand together and look at them. One person alone will surely miss the good ones.”

“There's a lot of people I've encouraged and helped to get into the House of Commons. Looking at them now, I'm not so sure it was a wise thing to do.”

“The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.”

“Lord M. What religion is he of?
Lord Sp. Why, he is an Anythingarian.”

“The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve, he made ‘em both a little bit naive.”

“God made the world, My Lord, and looked at it, and saw that it was good. Yes. But what if the world had looked back at him, to see whether he was good or not?”

“Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn”

“‎Halt looked up at the trees above him.
"Why does this boy ask so many questions?" he asked the trees.
Naturally, they didn't answer.”