“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.”

“Love can come when you're already who you are, when you're filled with you. Not when you look to someone else to fill the empty space.”

“When you peered into the windows of someone else's life, you could only guess what was going on.”

“No, really, Ronnie, it's good to share information when you know someone else is dating the lunarly challenged.”

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.”

“Since this is an era when many people are concerned about 'fairness' and 'social justice,' what is your 'fair share' of what someone else has worked for?”

“Why pretend to be something you're not? If you have to be someone, be someone no one else is.”

“When you willingly give up your own happiness for someone else, that is the sign of true love.”

“Don't hurt someone who cares about you like that. You're not the only person in the world who's ever been hurt. Don't be cruel. Don't go breaking someone else's heart in the hope that you'll feel better. Becaues you won't.”

“Love is not to be found in someone else, but in ourselves; we simply awaken it. But in order to do that, we need the other person. The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with.”