“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

—  Christopher Moore, book A Dirty Job

Source: A Dirty Job

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American writer of comic fantasy 1957

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