“Yeah, tell me I’m a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That’s the way to my heart.”

“After doing extensive research, I can definitely tell you that single malt whiskies are good to drink.”

“He reached out and lightly touched her hair. There’s no way, he thought. I’m sunk. And my heart hasn’t beat the same since she walked into town.”

“Says she loves me
Yes, yes she does
Gonna show me tonight, yeah She got the way to move me, Cherry”

“Yeah yeah, what'd I say, all right
Well, tell me what'd I say, yeah
Tell me what'd I say right now
Tell me what'd I say”

“I was alone,
only ‘til you took me away.

Waiting for a bottle of truth,
I’m just a lonely guy in my youth.”

“I’m blushing at my own stupid, nonsensical, meaningless thought process, which, by the way, nobody knows about except me.”

“When you succeed everybody wants to party with you. When you fail, just buy a bottle of scotch to take home.”

“My heart is broken,” she goes. “It’s turned to a piece of stone. I’m no good. That’s what’s as bad as anything, that I’m no good anymore.”

“Single Mind:
If I love you with all my heart, she said, what will you give me? & then she stopped & said I didn't have to answer that because she was going to do it anyway.”