“A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.”
Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters
Source: The Sea of Monsters
Source: The Color of Magic
“A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.”
Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters
Source: The Sea of Monsters
“5698. Who draws his Sword against his Prince, must throw away the Scabbard.”
Thomas Fuller (writer) (1654–1734) British physician, preacher, and intellectual
Introductio ad prudentiam: Part II (1727), Gnomologia (1732)
Yagyū Munenori (1571–1646) samurai and daimyo of the early Edo period
A Hereditary Book on the Art of War (1632)
Context: A stroke of the sword that does not hit its target is the sword stroke of death; you reach over it to strike the winning blow. Your adversary's initiative having missed its mark, you turn the tables around and get the jump on your adversary.
Yagyū Munenori (1571–1646) samurai and daimyo of the early Edo period
As quoted in Soul of the Samurai (2005) by Thomas Cleary, p. 28
Variant translation: If you have attained mastery of swordlessness, you will never be without a sword.
“He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss.”
Bobby Robson (1933–2009) English association football player and manager
"Sir Bobby Robson: his most memorable quotes," 2009