Bill Bailey (1965) English comedian, musician, actor, TV and radio presenter and author
Tinselworm (2008)
“That morning, when my wife eloped
With James, our chauffeur, how I moped!
What tragedies in life there are!
I'm dashed if I can start the car.”
Tragedy
Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes (1899)
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What tragedies in life there are!
I'm dash…" by Harry Graham?
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