“Spank the Yanks and hit the Brits!”

“They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?”

“On the other hand, it is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.”

“I believe that I have now experienced the lifetime maximum exposure to bottom spanking in fantasy novels.”

“If one's son begins acting kind of gay, then when he is spanked he'll change his behavior.”

“Hit first! Hit hard! Keep on hitting!! (The 3 H's)”

“Lust," she said. "Lust is a deadly sin."
"And spanking."
"I think that falls under lust."
"I think it should have its own category." said Jace”

“Father drove fifty miles each evening behind his spanking team of horses to keep his date with the Southern girl - carefully chaperoned by FOUR maiden aunts.”

“hit them fast, hit them hard, and hit them a lot”

“Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft!”