
“The indoctrinated's different drummer is a metronome.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
Often apocryphally and jokingly attributed to Lennon in an interview where he was asked whether fellow Beatle Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/john-lennon-ringo-best-drummer/
Misattributed
“The indoctrinated's different drummer is a metronome.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.”
Response after reading a colleague's paper, quoted in The Successful Toastmaster: A Treasure Chest of Introductions, Epigrams, Humor, and Quotations (1966) by Herbert Victor Prochnow, p. 350, and in Mathematical Apocrypha Redux : More Stories and Anecdotes of Mathematicians and the Mathematical (2005) by Steven George Krantz, p. 194
This paper is so bad it is not even wrong.
As quoted in Comic Sections : The Book of Mathematical Jokes, Humour, Wit, and Wisdom (1993) by Des MacHale
Das is nicht einmal falsch.
It is not even wrong.
As quoted in Not Even Wrong : The Failure Of String Theory and the Search for Unity in Physical Law (2006) by Peter Woit (2006), Preface, p. xii
“A serjeant is a soldier with a halbert, and a drummer is a soldier with a drum.”
Lloyd v. Wooddall (1748), 1 Black. 30.
Source: The Daily Show July 11th, 2017'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwr7pEgPqk4
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“I can count to four and repeat. I'm a drummer.”
Bullet in a Bible (2005) (on the tour bus).