“A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is probably the best thing ever.”

“You underestimate the ability of people to act like idiots.”

“Love is finding that the things you like best about yourself are not in you at all, but in the person who completes you”

“The fact that many people overindulge, and lose themselves in excess, and make fools of themselves and act like idiots, is no reason for me to do these things. The reason for me to do these things is that I, too, am an idiot.”

“For a lazy man I work awfully hard, I couldn't live without acting. In fact anybody who can live without that feeling is a complete idiot.”

“Every relationship has a hard part at the beginning. This is our hard part. It's not like a puzzle piece where there's an instant fit. With relationships, you have to shape the pieces on each end before they go perfectly together.”

“If a god ever decides to talk to you, the best thing you can do is pretend you don’t hear him.”

“You run into a party and [a] woman comes up to you. She's the most beautiful creature you ever saw — Ava Gardner — and says, "I like you and why don't we get together?" What are you going to say, "No"? You'd have to be an idiot. She was an incredible creature.”

“Love is complete, but it can be decoded (broken) by asking too many questions when you are in a relationship.”

“The evolutionary epic is probably the best myth we will ever have.”