“Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.”

— Scott Adams

The Dilbert Principle (1996), p. 174;
Context: Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

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