“I'm good? Seriously?”

“When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.”

Mae West (1893–1980) American actress and sex symbol

“Thank you… I deserve that. I'm really good. I'm one of the best. Actually, I'm the best, currently ranked number one in the world. So buckle up. You guys are in for a treat. Oh, 19,000 people, This is awesome. Thank you. Seriously, don't look around. It's 19,000. People watching on tv, they never know. They're so stupid. That's why they watch tv.”

Daniel Tosh (1975) American stand-up comedian

“I'm not a good father. I'm a good man with my kids. I'm very generous with them. I'm very kind to them, but I am not a good father.”

Mike Tyson (1966) American boxer

“If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.”

Elizabeth Hoyt (1970) American writer

“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.”

Bruce Lee (1940–1973) Hong Kong-American actor, martial artist, philosopher and filmmaker

“If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.”

Oscar Wilde (1854–1900) Irish writer and poet

“I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.”

Elizabeth Jane Howard (1923–2014) writer

“You're so nice. You're not good, you're not bad, You're just nice. I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm the witch. You're the world.”

Stephen Sondheim (1930) American composer and lyricist

“I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter.”

James A. Michener (1907–1997) American author