“No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.”

“If you mean to make your side of the argument appear plausible, do not prejudice the people against what you think truth by your passionate manner of defending it.”

“Admonish your wives with kindness, because woman were created from a crooked bone of the side; therefore, if you wish to straighten it, you will break it, and if you let it alone, it will always be crooked."”

“Remember who was by your side, when to others you were invisible.”

“No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.”

“What you gain here, you lose on the other side.”

“You see, a conflict always begins with an issue - a difference of opinion, an argument. But by the time it turns into a war, the issue doesn't matter anymore, because now it's about one thing and one thing only: how much each side hates the other.”

“[Everyone needs] a woman who'll listen, take your side, tell the truth - or not, as you need it. A woman you can count on, no matter what, and who'll love you no matter how much you screw up.”

“No matter who you are, there is some part of you that always wishes you were someone else.”

“Trying to, you know, persuade others to join our side. Trying to make the other side look bad. Just like the Internet always was.”