“Bob Hope: Let's not do any jokes we didn't plan on, eh.”

— Jack Benny

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

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comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and … 1894–1974

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'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
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“It's easy to joke when you don't care any more. I'm not saying it didn't hurt me, because it did.”

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“We are not interfering with any political agenda or plan. We are only doing our job and that is on the grounds of security.”

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“I hate this plan,” I said. “Let’s do it.”

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“I don’t think any politician wants to be exposed as doing the things Bob McDonnell did. It doesn’t matter if it’s a crime or not.”

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“You and me on the bobbing knee.
Didn't we cry at that old mythology he'd read!
I will come home again, but not until
The sun and the moon meet on yon hill.”

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“Bob Hope: Let's not do any jokes we didn't plan on, eh.”

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