“Coincidence is a wonderful thing.”

“It has been said that there is no such thing as coincidence in this world.”

“There is no coincidence. Only the illusion of coincidence.”

“As every secret policeman knows, there is no such thing as a coincidence; the state has too many enemies.”

“Even chance meetings are the result of karma… Things in life are fated by our previous lives. That even in the smallest events there’s no such thing as coincidence.”

“Pipes are wonderful. They are doing wonderful things.”

“There are things in this universe that we cannot control, and then there are the things we can…. Let fate, coincidence, and accident conspire; human beings must act on reason.”

“Pregnancy is "a wonderful thing for the woman, it's a wonderful thing for the husband, it's certainly an inconvenience for a business."”

“It’s not impossible my dear. It’s just a very remarkable coincidence — and remarkable coincidences do happen.”

“Are women really wonderful things? Maybe they are. Yes, women are wonderful things, but when all is said and done, they aren't really “things."”