“Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz… chicken?!”

“Dark Helmet : What? You went over my helmet?”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“Dark Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“Dark Helmet [after everyone on the bridge announces that their last name is "Asshole."]: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it… it says "Chicken… by the Sea."”

Jessica Simpson (1980) American singer-songwriter and actress

“I will do what I promised." He whispered. "No matter what. I will not send you into the darkness alone.”

Cormac McCarthy (1933) American novelist, playwright, and screenwriter

“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”

Eoin Colfer (1965) Irish author of children's books

“Enjoy your Evening."

"That will depend on the menu. If it's beef, it will be a tolerable meal. If it's chicken…" Elliot shuddered. "What is the point of chicken?"

"Eggs?”

Anne Bishop book Written in Red

“Each day, most of the 4 billion chicken brains do what modern man's brain can't. They make eggs and chickens. Is the chicken more intelligent than man? Probably not. Therefore, something far superior to man must have made the chicken. 'Accident' is the alternative.”

Ray Comfort (1949) New Zealand-born Christian minister and evangelist