“How many Macintosh division employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?" The answer is one. The Macintosh division employee holds up the light bulb and expects the universe to revolve around it.”

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Here Comes the Sun (1993)

Heard in the D. A. Pennebaker documentary Dont Look Back (1967)

Bucky Katt, Dialogue

Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need (1991)

Source: Anne Sexton: A Self-Portrait in Letters

Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669

Source: Dance Dance Dance