“I’ll buy that means also I believe it.”

“Bonnie, believe in me. I’ll save you.

I remember how to fly.”

“When God promises, He’s not saying, I’ll try. He means, I can and I will.”

“The fact that we have been forgiven our debts does not mean that our president has to use the donkey as a means of travel. Does this also mean we can't buy clothes and therefore walk naked?”

“I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men…I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. (woman in audience says “Not buying that”) No? That one, you don’t believe it? You believe that I didn’t do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I’m going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what’s described as a 'joke.'”

“Like I said: the only god I believe in is coming back. And when he arrives, I’ll be waiting with a shotgun.”

“buying books would be a good thing if we also could buy the time to read them.”

“I believe in life and I’ll fight for it. I believe you have to put up your dukes and fight, even if you don’t know what you’re fighting against.”

“I’m not waiting to die, I don’t believe I’ll die, I am waiting for something else.
To arrive. To understand. To be at my destination.”

“Since the working-class lives from hand to mouth, it buys as long as it has the means to buy.”