“There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.”

— Eminem

The quote "There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans." is famous quote attributed to Eminem (1972), American rapper and actor.

"Business"
2000s, The Eminem Show (2002)

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American rapper and actor 1972

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