
Source: Queer: A Novel (1985), Chapter Two
December “HOUSE TO HOUSE”
The Sheep Look Up (1972)
Source: Queer: A Novel (1985), Chapter Two
Source: Essays In Biography (1933), Alfred Marshall, p. 188
“If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?”
Contributions of Jane Wagner
“If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?”
Other material for Lily Tomlin
February “DISGRACE”
The Sheep Look Up (1972)
Source: Academy Series - Priscilla "Hutch" Hutchins, Odyssey (2006), Chapter 16 (p. 142)
Adapted from a passage in Schools of Hellas http://www.archive.org/stream/schoolsofhellasa008878mbp#page/n105/mode/2up, the posthumously published dissertation of Kenneth John Freeman (1907). The original passage was a paraphrase of the complaints directed against young people in ancient times. See the Quote Investigator article http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/01/misbehaving-children-in-ancient-times/.
see Respectfully Quoted: A Dictionary of Quotations Requested from the Congressional Research Service, Edited by Suzy Platt, 1989, number 195 http://www.bartleby.com/73/195.html. Last line: "Evidently, the quotation is spurious."
See also this Google Answers discussion http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=398104 about the topic.
Somewhat similar sentiments are in ( lines 961–985 http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.01.0241:card%3D961) of Aristophanes' The Clouds, a comedic play known for its caricature of Socrates. However, the lines are delivered by the character "Right" or "Just Discourse", not Socrates.
Misattributed