“I went "0-7…" and he actually went "Slow down!" So I went "0…" and he went "0-7-0…" "No! 0-7…" "0-7-0-0-7…" "No! 0…7…" "0-7-0-0-7-0-7" "Start again!" "How's Susan?" "Not the conversation, the number! That's not my number!" "Giving me a fake number?! Don't you want me to call?!" "No, no…!"”

— Michael McIntyre

Anyway, he hasn't called.
Live and Laughing (2008)

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