“A policeman who doesn’t kill isn’t a policeman.”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“The confrontation was not created by the police; the confrontation was created by the people who charged the police. Gentlemen, let's get the thing straight, once and for all. The policeman isn't there to create disorder; the policeman is there to preserve disorder.”

“A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber.”

“A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.”

“Someone once said that dancers work just as hard as policeman, always alert, always tense. But i dont agree with that because policeman don't have to look beautiful at the same time" *”

“Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.”

“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”

“In this country there are fifty lawyers to every one policeman, and the lawyers expect to win.”

“Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants; electric light the most efficient policeman.”