“When I was a young lawyer, working women wore hats. It was the only way they would take you seriously.”

“Women and eating disorders have such a long history, but now I see it happening to gay men. And when it comes to anorexia, bulimia, body dysmorphia, gay men are far worse than women. They take it way more seriously. "Why diet when you can take crystal meth?"”

“To take my work seriously would be the height of folly.”

“When lawyers take what they would give
And doctors give what they would take.”

“Take your work seriously, but don't take yourself seriously”

“Twas when young Eustace wore his heart in's breeches.”

“And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!”

“I told my constituents when I ran for office that the most important vote I would ever take would be on sending their men and women — the boys and girls, the young men and women in my state — or anywhere else in the United States — to war. To me, it's an amazing thing, an amazing thing that we would do this so lightly, without any consideration by this august body. To send our young men and women to war without any congressional approval.”

“The way you wear your hat,
The way you sip your tea,
The mem'ry of all that –
No, no! They can't take that away from me!”

“Seriously though, some of the feminist advice given to women is borderline psychopathic. You know, like, “Never take ‘no’ for an answer! Always take what you want!””