“Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? Because the DNA's all the same and there's no dental records.”

—  Jeff Foxworthy

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Adopted from Wikiquote. Last update June 3, 2021. History

Help us to complete the source, original and additional information

Do you have more details about the quote "Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? Because the DNA's all the same and there's no dental records." by Jeff Foxworthy?
Jeff Foxworthy photo
Jeff Foxworthy31
American stand-up comedian 1958

Related quotes

Margaret Cho photo

“Why is this all so hard? Why do these old men need it so hard?”

Margaret Cho (1968) American stand-up comedian

From Her Books, I Have Chosen To Stay And Fight, WAR

Kathy Griffin photo

“Do you know why I'm thin? Because I'm hungry ALL the time!”

Kathy Griffin (1960) American actress and comedian

Balls of Steel (2009)

“It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.”

Sean Covey (1964) author; business executive

Source: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens: The Ultimate Teenage Success Guide

Šantidéva photo

“If the problem can be solved why worry? If the problem cannot be solved worrying will do you no good.”

Šantidéva (685–763) 8th-century Indian Buddhist monk and scholar

Jordan Peterson photo

“It's the invention of: work. What do people do that animals don't? Work. What does work mean: It means you sacrifice the present for the future. Why do you do that? Because you know that you're vulnerable, and because you're awake. From here on in, from this point forward, there's no return to unconscious paradise. I don't care how many problems you've solved so that today's okay. You have a lot of problems coming up. No matter how much you work, you're never going to work enough to solve all the problems. All you're going to do from here on in is be terrified of the future. That's the price of waking up. It's the end of paradise, and that's the beginning of history.”

Jordan Peterson (1962) Canadian clinical psychologist, cultural critic, and professor of psychology

Concepts

“And so, what we've done all of these years is very simple, is use the little tool, which is ask three whys in a row. Because the first why you always have a good answer for. The second why, it starts getting difficult. By the third why, you don't really know why you're doing what you're doing.”

Ricardo Semler (1959) Brazilian businessman

TED: "How to run a company with (almost) no rules" https://www.ted.com/talks/ricardo_semler_how_to_run_a_company_with_almost_no_rules/ (October 2014)

Gilbert O'Sullivan photo

“I never thought I'd see the day
when murder would become so commonplace.
Hardly a minute ever goes by
without a murder taking place. And why?
Well, for a start, the punishment's not hard:
they sentence you to life but you're out in no time.”

Gilbert O'Sullivan (1946) Irish singer-songwriter

&quot;Talking of Murder&quot; (song) <br class="br">Gilbert O&#x27;Sullivan, &quot;Talking of Murder&quot; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a327hRmOEes (song on YouTube) <br class="br">Song lyrics

“When the records of our civilization are balanced, then—but perhaps not before—the real importance of dental science will be appreciated. Now it is merely valued at the moment of toothache.”

Avram Davidson (1923–1993) novelist

Help! I am Dr. Morris Goldpepper (p. 59)
Short fiction, Or All the Seas with Oysters (1962)

Gertrude Stein photo

“Do you know because I tell you so, or do you know, do you know.”

Gertrude Stein (1874–1946) American art collector and experimental writer of novels, poetry and plays

Libretto for the opera The Mother Of Us All by Virgil Thomson (1947), from Last Operas and Plays (1949)

“Paint never seems to behave the same. Even the same paint doesn't, you know. In other words, if you use the same white or black or red, through the use of it, it never seems to be the same. It doesn't dry the same. It doesn't stay there and look at you the same way. Other things seem to affect it. There seems to be something that you can do so much with paint and after that you start murdering it..”

Franz Kline (1910–1962) American painter

n.p.
1960's, Living Art, 1963

Related topics