“Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.”

“Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.”

“Diplomacy is to do and say
The nastiest things in the nicest way. ”

“The man bent over his guitar,
A shearsman of sorts. The day was green.
They said, "You have a blue guitar,
You do not play things as they are."
The man replied, "Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar."
And they said then, "But play, you must,
A tune beyond us, yet ourselves,
A tune upon the blue guitar
Of things exactly as they are."”

“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”

“Using your own time to make someone else’s life better is, like, the nicest thing you can do for anybody.”

“Sometimes just being still is the best thing you can do for yourself.”

“The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.”

“Guitars are fun. There are plenty of different kinds to play. They look cool. They sound cool. Don't *you* want to play guitar?”

“God, sometimes you just don't come through. Do you need a woman to look after you?”